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MY BLOG IS THINGS I LIKE AND STUFF ABOUT ME IDK BUT HI AND THANKS FOR FAVOURING ME WITH YOUR ATTENTION

rnackenzie:

you call me your friend??? where were you when my text post got 0 notes??? where were you

Your most faithful friend and servant, til death, Margery pinchwife

hahahaha I am becoming the typical tumblr user

hahahaha I am becoming the typical tumblr user

scogliospeaks:

Something I’ve always wondered about ever since I was a kid is what’s the deal with movie musicals? I’ve always wondered if the people in musicals realize they’re in a musical. When Danny Zuko is walking around the drive in singing about how he messed up with Sandy, is he actually singing out…

this is for sean who creeps my blog <3

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

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I want that to be the final line of my biography.

catwmeow:

tomlinholic:

if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then im going to point to the trees and say “actually those woods right over there” and then im going to blow out the candle and laugh

I wish I would have found this before my ex cheated on me.